Lyrics
Hey party people lemme tell you about
A 'phibian named Froggum Duder
Spends half his day on a lily pad
And the other half on the computer
Froggum, what's your history?
What's your favorite site?
"I'm just sitting here surfing the web
Now, don't be impolite"
FROGGUM DUDER FROGGUM DOING AS HE PLEASE
SO MIND YOUR FROGGIN BUSSINESS
First he eats flies til his belly full
Til his lily pad is almost burstin
A whole afternoon on OnlyFrogs
Cause you know that slimy boy is thirstin
Froggum who you subbed to?
Whatchu lookin at?
He Says
"I don'y gotta tell yall a thing
so please get off my back"
FROGGUM DUDER DEMANDS PRIVACY
SO MIND YOUR FROGGIN BUSINESS
Next thing you know he done turned around
And started doin incantations
Eyes glowing red cause he's really mad
And we interrupted his vacation
Froggum please don't kill us!
We're your biggest fans!
"It's too late, yall sealed ya fate"
And then he put us in a trance!
FROGGUM IS AN EVIL NECROMANCER
SO MIND YOUR FROGGIN BUSINESS