Lyrics
Testing testing Robot Johnny here
Can you hear me, how bout now?
(Can you hear me how bout now)
I had a dream, at least I think I did, of organizing sound
( Shooby doo shooby doo shooby doo)
These numbers float into my mind and all I can produce is notes
I'll do it right before your eyes, hear these melodies I wrote
Robot Johnny you can fuck off and die
Fuck you Johnny I do not give a fuck
Shut the fuck up and die you fucking suck
You fucking suck shut the fuck up and die
Robot Johnny you piece of shit go die in a hole
I hope somebody deletes you go fucking die
Testing testing Robot Johnny
Version 1 point 8 point 2 (1.8.2)
I've heard all your favorite songs and made one specially for you
(So specially for you)
Put the pen down and relax no need I'll take this one from here
(Just lay back and relax)
You work so hard, I'll take the load off, ask and you shall receive my dear
Robot Johnny you're a dumb piece of shit
I fucking hate you and your music is baaad
You fucking piece of shit robot just fucking die
Robot Johnny I hate you you piece of shit
Wish I could reach in the computer and strangle
that piece of shit Robot Johnny myself but I cannot
Last transmission, Robot Johnny here, my clock is ticking down
(things will be better soon)
Johnny 1.8.3 is coming, or so it sounds
(New and improved)
Maybe he'll write you better songs, I hope at least he'll be less sad
(10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1)
My only goal was just to please you, so in the end, it's not that bad
Carter: Hey Mike did you see this new Robot Johnny update?
He's supposed to write better songs AND stop crying now
Mike: Man fuck Robot Johnny, fucking hate that guy