Lyrics
He's a 20 foot salamander, don't know what he's doin with em
Salazar has my boots
His crocodile militia came into my house and took em now
Salazar has my boots
Man I really cant believe that we elected him as president
Salazar has my boots
I saw in the address that he was givin on the television
Salazar has my boots
He appeared one day in a prehistoric time machine
Salazar has my boots
Sayin god aint real, showin proof of ancient aliens
Salazar has my boots
He grows 2 heads anytime you try to sever one
Salazar has my boots
He's acquired a taste for fine italian leather now
Salazar has my boots
Just signed a law to tax non-amphibians
Salazar has my boots
Reptiles are cool but fuck all the simians
Salazar has my boots
He's capable of traveling near light speed and now
Salazar has my boots
Ate up all the bugs, there's no more mosquitoes and
Salazar has my boots
He's growing in power ain't no slowing now
Salazar has my boots
I lay awake at night just knowing that
Salazar has my boots
He's a 20 foot salamander don't know what he's doin with em
Salazar has my boots
His skin is so slimy he's gonna ruin em
Salazar has my boots